1. Do not use sharp objects to open box. Try a baseball bat.
2. Remove copious amounts of Styrofoam packaging and plastic wrap.
3. Identify all unlabeled components using 1/4 inch pictures labeled in French only.
4. Ponder inclusion of empty box clearly labeled "Empty Box".
5. Attempt to assemble chair arms using included Allen wrench 3 inches too long to fit in chair's tight joints.
6. Attempt to attach base to chair. Please note there is no actual attaching of anything to anything.
7. Discard random plastic tube that fits nowhere.
8. Perch precariously on chair to ensure base is "attached" correctly. Swivel a bit just to see if whole assembly falls apart.



See? This is what I do with my time now.